LONGEST.WEEK.EVER

i've been laid off! and just in time for the holidays! "downsizing, reorganization, and strata changes in the industry are the reason given. but we know better don't we? i'm the only grown up in the room that hasn't high-5'd the asshole for banging the accounting chick. plus i know my rights when it comes to salary and doctor appts. they don't like that. they are going to pay me thru 12/31 - fine and my health insurance thru 1/31 - also fine. i'm just really glad to be going. relieved beyond all belief. i can't wait to find something else - anything else - even if it's just working part time. last day is this friday.